God Damn It!!

arggggg. My cellphone didn't survive the fountain shower after all. Now I can't recharge the battery. Man this is a Razor. Now a Razor and a Krazr both went to the world of eternity by dipping in water. It's been only 3 months and I destroyed both of them. My heart is bleeding. I really do not have an extra cent for a new cellphone right now!!!! God damn it. This is so cruel. Maybe I should go to the hospital and donate some blood or a kidney. Or maybe I can sell cum-stained underwears.... I heard it is good business on craigslist and whatnot. My poor cellphone. I should dig a grave for it for good luck. May the doomed ones bless the future candidates.